How many monkey butlers will there be?

From the lovely and ever-curious Miz Lola comes this important information from the Transportation Security Administration. Now, when you take your helper monkey with you on U.S.-based flights, you'll know exactly what you're getting into.

It's tough to make a call on the best line from this thang, but a strong argument can be made for: "The inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection."